Title: Aim for the Head
Characters: Bro Strider, Dad Egbert, mentioned Dave and John
Rating: R-ish (warnings: character death, goriness, etc.)
Summary: When the apocalypse sweeps the world in the form of a mass zombie outbreak, Bro and Dad are forced to fend for their lives and those of their sons, all while fighting to keep from being infected themselves.
(Holy shit, it has been a long time since I’ve posted a fic. Augh. Sorry about that, folks! I have been writing for the Homestuck Shipping Olympics, although unfortunately, I never got to finish one of my entries in time, so hopefully I will get to finish it eventually. However, I did finish this one, and with the voting for Main Round 1 over, I can finally post it! Team Bro<3Dad decided not to submit this as our main entry for the round, so this ought to be new for all of you! Enjoy, and sorry for the long hiatus from posting fics! <3)
Title: Lucky
Characters: Bro Strider, Dad Egbert, mentions of toddler Dave
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: HSO Main Round 1: Gambling http://hs-olympics.dreamwidth.org/12316.html
Summary: Bro Strider reflects on his sexuality and his budding relationship with another single father, grappling with the dilemma of whether or not he should take a chance on love.
(I wrote this short (just 1500 words-ish!) fic in response to one of the questions I received on my Ask BroDad blog — my thanks for reaching 100 followers! <3 I enjoyed this, I may need to do this for other answers in the future!)
Title: Sexting Ain’t Easy
Characters: Bro Strider, Dad Egbert
Rating: M. Sort of.
Prompt: Anonymous: “What about sexting?”
Summary: Egbert is at work one day when Bro decides to take it upon himself to send him inappropriate text messages. Much to his displeasure, Egbert doesn’t play along very well.
(Just a teeny little one-shot, and the first thing I’ve written since HWHAP in months. The prompt was too perfect to pass up, although I wish I could have done it justice!)
Title: The Waiting Game
Characters: Baby!Dave, Grub!Tavros, Bro Strider, Rufio
Rating: PG-13 if you count swearing, G if you don’t
Prompt: http://homesmut.livejournal.com/15949.html?thread=34638669#t34638669
Summary: Bro is in the waiting room of the pediatrician’s office with baby Dave playing on the floor, when a tall troll and his grub enter. In spite of their guardians’ attempts to pit them against each other, the two infants hit it off in a remarkable display of interspecies friendship.
(This is it, guys. The end of the end. Five months (almost exactly! I posted the first part on November 13th!), 18 installments, and 75000 words, and it’s finally done. Thanks so much for being the best readers anybody could ask for. Seriously. <3 I’m considering writing a sequel, since I’m really not ready to be done with these characters and this setting, but I’m not sure if it’s anything anybody would be interested in, since I think it would take place four years in the future when the Striders have moved in with the Egberts, and it would focus more on the kids? I don’t know, it’s a possibility. But at any rate, thank you all for bearing with me for so long! <3)
Title: Houston, We Have a Problem
Pairing: Bro Strider/Dad Egbert
Rating: Overall: R
Current chapter: R
Prompt: http://homesmut.livejournal.com/11448.html?thread=20410808#t20410808
Summary: Despite all of his cockiness, Bro Strider is still a virgin at 31 years old. After taking in a baby when he was 18 and fresh out of high school, he never had the time to really pursue a relationship. But after years of inadvertently cockblocking his older brother, Dave pays him back by introducing him to Mr. Egbert, unwittingly setting off a chain of reactions that results in Bro falling for the elder Egbert.
Chapters: Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18 [End]
(Finally, the last full chapter of HWHAP! There’s going to be one more update, but it won’t be so long (and hopefully won’t take as much time to write, ahahaha) and is going to be more of an epilogue, wrapping everything up. I might do a sequel, but right now, my energy is going into finishing this! Gonna start writing the next update right after I post this. xD Thanks for bearing with me and my sporadic updates, guys! You’re the best. <3)
Title: Houston, We Have a Problem
Pairing: Bro Strider/Dad Egbert
Rating: Overall: R
Current chapter: R
Prompt: http://homesmut.livejournal.com/11448.html?thread=20410808#t20410808
Summary: Despite all of his cockiness, Bro Strider is still a virgin at 31 years old. After taking in a baby when he was 18 and fresh out of high school, he never had the time to really pursue a relationship. But after years of inadvertently cockblocking his older brother, Dave pays him back by introducing him to Mr. Egbert, unwittingly setting off a chain of reactions that results in Bro falling for the elder Egbert.
Chapters: Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
(Okay, so the general consensus was two bitty updates instead of one long one, so here is the first one! I’m afraid it’s a rather boring update, though, nothing too exciting… Just setting the scene for the next part. Ah well. I still hope you like!)
Title: Houston, We Have a Problem
Pairing: Bro Strider/Dad Egbert
Rating: Overall: R
Current chapter: PG-13
Prompt: http://homesmut.livejournal.com/11448.html?thread=20410808#t20410808
Summary: Despite all of his cockiness, Bro Strider is still a virgin at 31 years old. After taking in a baby when he was 18 and fresh out of high school, he never had the time to really pursue a relationship. But after years of inadvertently cockblocking his older brother, Dave pays him back by introducing him to Mr. Egbert, unwittingly setting off a chain of reactions that results in Bro falling for the elder Egbert.
Chapters: Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
(And here is Chapter 15, guys! :D Thank you all for being amazing as always. <3
…Jackoffitude. I’m sorry, I wanted an excuse to use that word. xD)
Title: Houston, We Have a Problem
Pairing: Bro Strider/Dad Egbert
Rating: Overall: R
Current chapter: R
Prompt: http://homesmut.livejournal.com/11448.html?thread=20410808#t20410808
Summary: Despite all of his cockiness, Bro Strider is still a virgin at 31 years old. After taking in a baby when he was 18 and fresh out of high school, he never had the time to really pursue a relationship. But after years of inadvertently cockblocking his older brother, Dave pays him back by introducing him to Mr. Egbert, unwittingly setting off a chain of reactions that results in Bro falling for the elder Egbert.
Chapters: Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
I wrote this for Santabound — and in the most bizarre twist of fate, it turns out that the prompt I filled was for puddleofbodka, my bro and my writing buddy. And I’m pretty sure I told her how I was filling a Santabound prompt for my favorite girls and how I was worried that it wasn’t going to be in character… And, well, it ended up being for her. I hope you enjoy, bro! xD)
Title: Kiss Me, It’s Beginning to Snow
Pairings: Rose/Kanaya, Jade/Feferi
Rating: PG/PG-13
Prompt: Santabound
Summary: Rose and Kanaya invite Jade and Feferi, who are excited beyond belief at the prospect of a white Christmas, to spend the holidays with them. Fluff ensues.
(Okay, finally done with this chapter! Oh man, I kept running into roadblocks with this one, but hey, it’s done! And it’s long, holy shit, about 6200 words, definitely way longer than all of my other chapters for sure. And first of all, I need to give a huge THANK YOU to gcterezi, puddleofbodka, and karkatswaifu for putting up with me sending them rap lyrics and being like “GUYS THIS SUCKS WAT DO. D:” And thank you to the anon who lit a fire under me and helped me get my rear in gear and finish this thing! Enjoy, guys, and I’m really sorry about the wait. <3)
Title: Houston, We Have a Problem
Pairing: Bro Strider/Dad Egbert
Rating: Overall: R
Current chapter: PG-13
Prompt: http://homesmut.livejournal.com/11448.html?thread=20410808#t20410808
Summary: Despite all of his cockiness, Bro Strider is still a virgin at 31 years old. After taking in a baby when he was 18 and fresh out of high school, he never had the time to really pursue a relationship. But after years of inadvertently cockblocking his older brother, Dave pays him back by introducing him to Mr. Egbert, unwittingly setting off a chain of reactions that results in Bro falling for the elder Egbert.
Chapters: Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
