Title: Aim for the Head
Characters: Bro Strider, Dad Egbert, mentioned Dave and John
Rating: R-ish (warnings: character death, goriness, etc.)
Summary: When the apocalypse sweeps the world in the form of a mass zombie outbreak, Bro and Dad are forced to fend for their lives and those of their sons, all while fighting to keep from being infected themselves.
Parenting 101
One more! Now I really, really have to go to bed.
Every time I see this, I laugh. Incompetent parents Bro and Mom are basically my favorite thing, and I like the idea of them being each other’s support, even across the country from each other, as they try to muddle their way through single parenthood!
BRO: Come on Davey, just like we practiced, you can do it!
BRO: I’m so proud of you li’l man.
That is the most precious thing I have ever seen in my entire life oh my god.
We once made a promise.
Seems like just one of us held it.
Some of us became a well greased cog in the big machine
Perfect fathers
But blank and boring individuals
Who drained your colours?Idea credit goes to Berlink
I fucking love this.
(Holy shit, it has been a long time since I’ve posted a fic. Augh. Sorry about that, folks! I have been writing for the Homestuck Shipping Olympics, although unfortunately, I never got to finish one of my entries in time, so hopefully I will get to finish it eventually. However, I did finish this one, and with the voting for Main Round 1 over, I can finally post it! Team Bro<3Dad decided not to submit this as our main entry for the round, so this ought to be new for all of you! Enjoy, and sorry for the long hiatus from posting fics! <3)
Title: Lucky
Characters: Bro Strider, Dad Egbert, mentions of toddler Dave
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: HSO Main Round 1: Gambling http://hs-olympics.dreamwidth.org/12316.html
Summary: Bro Strider reflects on his sexuality and his budding relationship with another single father, grappling with the dilemma of whether or not he should take a chance on love.
VW Beetles are the epitome of irony, John
I suck at drawing cars
DYING.
FUCKING.
DYING.
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <3
Just a typical day in the Strider household. God, I love Bro, he is the weirdest eccentric. It’s great.
Guardiansssss, yes! <3 I love the beta guardians so much. No matter how popular the alpha kids get, I will never grow tired of these kickass adults. They’re simply the best.
96% of fandom fathers are assholes then I forgot that Homestuck has the greatest ones.
Bro Strider and Dads Egbert/Crocker are the best dads. Fact.
(I wrote this short (just 1500 words-ish!) fic in response to one of the questions I received on my Ask BroDad blog — my thanks for reaching 100 followers! <3 I enjoyed this, I may need to do this for other answers in the future!)
Title: Sexting Ain’t Easy
Characters: Bro Strider, Dad Egbert
Rating: M. Sort of.
Prompt: Anonymous: “What about sexting?”
Summary: Egbert is at work one day when Bro decides to take it upon himself to send him inappropriate text messages. Much to his displeasure, Egbert doesn’t play along very well.
