Once again, KShep’s track record with reporters continues to be terrible.

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But it's all okay in the end.

Traynor: My word, Commander. It’s almost as though you wanted to spare your pawns the indignity of living under my regime.
Shepard: In real life, that tactic would have worked.
Traynor: Well, in real life, one doesn’t move on an eight-by-eight square grid.
Shepard: You know what I mean. The pawns are infantry. A good infantry line, like the krogan, can take a charge like that.
Traynor: That reminds me of a joke: what’s the difference between Commander Shepard... and a krogan. One is an unstoppable juggernaut of head-butting destruction...
Shepard: ...And the other doesn’t have a smart-ass comm officer to keep her in line.
Traynor: Ooh, that’s even better than the number of testicles punch line.
Shepard: I'm glad you didn't run back to the lab, Traynor.
Traynor: Thanks. So... rematch?
Shepard: Hell, yes!
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Sometimes KShep is incredibly oblivious.

Traynor: Oooh... hot water and room to stretch. I could get lost in here. Mmm... Oh, it's like a week's worth of stress is washing off. And the timing is perfect. I was hoping to look nice for somebody.
Shepard: Hot date lined up?
Traynor: Hopefully more than just that. I play for keeps.
Shepard: Sounds serious.
Traynor: That depends on whether she's interested.
Shepard: Well, good luck. Holler if you need anything.
Traynor: Oh. Will do. Thanks again, Shepard.
Shepard: No problem. Take as long as you like.
Traynor: And don’t think this saves you from our chess match. Just give me a minute to dry my hair...
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spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

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jabberwockyx:

"I want you to know that no matter what happens… you’ve been a champion to the krogan people, a friend of Clan Urdnot… and a sister to me. To every krogan born after this day, the name Shepard will mean ‘hero’! Now let’s show them WHY!

I AM URDNOT WREX AND THIS IS MY PLANET!”

I CAN’T STOP SCREAMING BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH I LOVE WREX I’M GETTING SO EMOTIONAL OVER HERE

This just happened again. And I started getting teary because this will always be one of my favorite parts of Mass Effect 3. And I think this is a good place to stop for tonight, because I know what’s coming next and I can’t handle that right now.

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Wrex: Shepard, where are you? We’re running out of time!
Mordin: Patience. Shepard older now. Slower.
Wrex: That’s no excuse. I’m centuries older than she is, and you don’t see me taking a nap!

Shepard clutches her heart in mock hurt. I’m insulted, Mordin. I might be roughly your age, but human years are not the same as salarian years. And I’m just doing a lap of the battlefield real quick! Don’t judge me, you judgearoo. Go play your judgeridoo.

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"In my younger days, I would have loved to spend time here, studying these ruins…"

Babe, you’re still only 109.Those younger days were three years ago, that’s nothing.

Liara’s grown up so much in the three years since we first met her. She’s still a super young adult by asari standards, but she’s matured a lot in such a short period of time. I guess war and becoming the Shadow Broker will do that to you.

Also, Shepard is so happy to be out of those ruins. Knowing that she’s underground with the mother of all thresher maws terrifies the shit out of her, and even though she keeps up her military bravado and doesn’t let her fear show in her voice the entire time they’re in the catacombs, Garrus and Liara can sense that she’s way too tense to be okay. She could go the rest of her life without ever seeing another thresher maw. Akuze fucked her up so badly.

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"You just spared our race another genocide, Commander." "I told you we could count on her."

More like GROSS SOBBING WREX YOU’RE MY BRO AND I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR TRUSTING ME SO MUCH.

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I’ve started Tuchanka but I’m not gonna finish it tonight because holy shit wow it’s late as fuck also I am so not in the right emotional state to finish it.

But I’m already crying because every time Mordin speaks I’m reminded of how much I love him. “Multiple krogan. Problematic.”

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