The difference between KShep and Ai and the people they keep company with:
KShep: If you start limping now, you might find a shady spot before you bleed out.
Mordin: Adding insult to injury. Literally. Necessary?
KShep: Maybe not. Felt good, though.
Ai: If you start limping now, you might find a shady spot before you bleed out.
Ai: I thought so.
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
I could just imagine the insane horror one child may feel when seeing they have ten missed calls… from both mothers
I have lesbian parents and having missed calls from both moms is scary as fuck
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KShep looks sO FUCKING AWKWARD in the dress Kasumi makes her wear for the Hock mission. She is absolutely not a dress person, and everything about her face and hair and mannerisms is extremely tomboyish. She just looks so out of place wearing this little black dress. I wish there was a suit option…
In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.
Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.
Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.
And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.
How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies
How don’t you
Do you really believe only humans use Tumblr?
JK Rowling said she would have made Seamus/Dean canon but she felt it would be distracting from the main trio
Literally how much space do you need to have a line about Dean asking Seamus to the Yule ball
Look, I’ll try
"Parvati had tried to ask Dean to the ball, but he told her he was going with Seamus instead."
I AM FUCKING SCREAMING I KNEW THEY WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER MY FUCKING HARRY POTTER OTP TO END ALL OTPS I’M GONNA PISS I’M SO HAPPY THAT SHE INTENDED FOR THEM TO BE CANON
Except now I’m mad because fucking seriously, it would have taken two seconds to put a little line in referencing Deamus, and it would not have distracted from the main trio at fucking all. Goddamit, JKR, I love you but sometimes you make me so angry.
I just talked to Zaeed, and got this from him: “Jack, Subject Zero, whatever you call her. Hell of a girl. Could have used a destructive little bitch like that 10 years ago when we dropped blind into the Krogan DMZ.”
I’m having fond memories of Ai, Zaeed, and Jack. They’re the only two people who actually understand Ai on a certain level, and the only people Ai can stand to be around, because Zaeed and Jack are every bit as unhinged and destructive as she is. And it’s fucking great.
I don’t know how to reply to replies on tumblr mobile so this’ll have to do:
@queenofbaws fuck you so hard, I definitely just laughed out loud on the bus omg. Hhectore says that after he and Napoleon get their matching tattoos and Napoleon’s just like dbvhshcDHJS DONT TOUCH ME
@lycantraitor awww ty! And yes, from my tattoo! My entire back is giving up on life rn, I’m going to be miserable at work. Also I’m p sure Tumblr mobile didn’t send my fanmail to you because it’s a colossal bag of dicks. But I have it copypastad and can try to send it via mobile internet instead of the app if you didn’t get it!