Okay seriously though, why the fuck are kshep, k-shep, kshepard, and k-shepard all taken tumblr urls.
NASA SAYS THERE IS A STRANGE AND UNKNOWN SIGNAL COMING FROM THE PERSEUS CLUSTER RIGHT NOW
ITS THE GETH
MBTI in Fiction: INFJs seek meaning and connection in ideas, relationships, and material possessions. They want to understand what motivates people and are insightful about others. INFJS develop a clear vision about how best to serve the common good, and are organized and decisive in implementing that vision. (x)
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Shepard: You said you didn’t know anything about all this. You’ve got one chance to change that statement.
Pitne For: What do you mean, Earth-clan, I’m just—
Shepard: *pulls out a gun*
Pitne For: Oh, dear! Please put that away! I’ll be cooperative, I swear!
I like to imagine that KShep’s a pretty lenient dad, but if she suspects one of her daughters is lying to her, she gets just like this.
When Tahirah and Cassie know they’re about to get in trouble, it’s just like: “Mom’s going to flay us alive with her mind!” “Not if Dad shoots us first!”
DUDE PLEASE ID LOVE TO SEE MY DERP TROLL ROGUE ALL HOT AND BOTHERED
If anyone drew nsfw of Chris and Alistar I would probably shit myself.
Detective Anaya: Nice guns. Try not to use them in my district.
Shepard: (Garrus, would it be inappropriate if I said ‘What about these guns?’ *flexes*)
Garrus: (Yes Shepard, yes it would be inappropriate)
Shepard: (Ok never mind)
Detective Anaya: If you’ve got a score to settle with Samara, take it somewhere else— I’ve got enough trouble here already.